What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

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Santa Claus only has 3 ho's! Does anyone know any other really good Tiger Woods jokes they would like to share?

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3 Responses to “What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?”

  1. By Ghost Boy on Feb 8, 2010 | Reply

    he better have at least 2 cars as he has a `hole in one`

  2. By Oh Long Johnson! on Feb 8, 2010 | Reply

    His new name is “Lion Cheeta”. ;)

  3. By Nemesis on Feb 8, 2010 | Reply

    Tiger challenged Jesus to a game of golf – and it was nip and tuck for 17 holes.
    On the 18th – both hit the green – and with his tail up, Tiger marched forward in a straight line – right across the lake.
    Jesus tried to follow – but sunk beneath the waters – and lost the hole.

    Jesus later explained “It was easier for him – he doesn’t have holes in his feet.”

    Update 12/09 – in a re-match, Tiger’s feet of clay let him down, as Jesus took the righteous path, around the lake.

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